Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Broke Bitches
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The commandment reads plainly: empty pockets don't become somebody else's job to fill.
This phrase claims self-preservation as wisdom, honestly, funding another person's situation was never part of the deal.
It's a claim made with financial wariness, for anyone who refuses to become someone else's bank.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Broke Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting financially responsible for someone with no resources of their own.
Who is this t-shirt for?
For anyone who refuses to become someone else's bank.
How do I style this t-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, practical gift for anyone protecting their own pockets first.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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