Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Crazy Bitches
Peace Over Chaos
The commandment reads plainly: unpredictable was never the same thing as exciting.
This phrase claims peace as the priority, honestly, chaos was never worth what it cost to manage it.
It's a claim made with protective caution, for anyone choosing peace over unpredictable chaos.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Crazy Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting tangled up with instability and drama.
Who is this sweatshirt for?
For anyone choosing peace over unpredictable chaos.
How do I style this sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, grounded gift for anyone protecting their peace from chaos.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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