Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Bread
“Hoodie — the eleventh commandment — hands off the money”
“Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Bread” is the eleventh commandment the streets added — sacred, non-negotiable, and delivered in King James for maximum authority.
“Bread” is money — the dictionary’s had it listed as cash, old school and new. And nothing in the culture is holier than the bread: the rent, the hustle, the funds that keep the whole operation fed. Mess with it and you’ve committed the unforgivable.
This is for the bread-protectors — the ones who count it, stack it, guard it, and have zero sense of humor about anybody touching it. It fits anybody whose money has a security detail and an attitude.
Wearing it posts the law where everybody can read it: the bread is off-limits, the penalty is severe, and ignorance of the commandment is no excuse.
Ten commandments weren’t enough — the streets needed one more. Thou shall not fucketh with my bread. Amen, and mind your hands.
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Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Bread” mean?
It’s the street’s eleventh commandment: do not touch my money. “Bread” is long-standing slang for cash, and “fucketh” gives the warning the full King James authority it deserves.
Is this funny or serious?
The delivery is comedy; the policy is scripture. Everybody laughs at the “fucketh” — and everybody understands the bread is genuinely off-limits. Laugh, then mind your hands.
What makes this a good gift?
For the bread-protector — the one who budgets like a general and guards the funds like treasure. The “I know how you are about your money” gift.
Where can I wear this?
Grown-folks settings — cookouts, game nights, casual Fridays. Unfiltered lane: keep it where the language lands right.
How should I style this?
Commandment casual — hoodie, jeans, sneakers with authority. The law is posted; the fit just delivers it.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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