Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Coins
Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Coins hoodie — the every-coin-counts commandment — guarded to the cent.
THOU SHALL NOT FUCKETH WITH MY COINS is the every-coin-counts commandment — down to the last one, the money stays untouched.
Coins are the street's word for money in its most countable form — every denomination, every dollar, down to the change. “Fucketh with” means mess with, skim from, get creative around. The commandment covers all of it.
For the one stacking and guarding every coin.
This is for the counter — the one who knows exactly what's theirs to the cent. Skimmers, borrowers, and “forgetful” friends have all been noticed and named.
Why it matters: respect the small and the large follows. This shirt guards the coins like they matter — because to the wearer, every single one does.
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Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What do “coins” mean?
Money — in its most countable form. “Coins” is street language for funds down to the last denomination: every dollar, down to the change. (No dictionary headword; the usage is the research.) “Fucketh with” means mess with or skim from: every coin stays untouched.
Is this about being cheap or being careful?
Careful. It's not stinginess — it's accounting. The wearer knows what's theirs to the cent, and the commandment keeps every hand honest.
What makes this a good gift?
For the counter — the one who budgets, stacks, and knows the numbers. It's the gift that honors the discipline most people skip.
Where can I wear this?
Unfiltered settings — the city, the function, grown-folks spaces. Profanity-lane by design; wear it where the language fits.
How should I style this?
Precise and clean: the fit should look counted and accounted for — sharp lines, nothing sloppy, every detail intentional.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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