Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Coins
Protected, Not Negotiable
The commandment reads plainly: coins add up the hard way and don't get spent by anybody else's hands.
This phrase claims practical warning as the standard, honestly, everyday money was never meant to be treated carelessly.
It's a claim made with practical warning, for anyone whose everyday money doesn't get touched by anybody.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Coins' mean?
A King James-style commandment protecting the wearer's smaller, everyday money, warning against anyone trying to interfere with it.
Who is this sweatshirt for?
For anyone whose everyday money doesn't get touched by anybody.
How do I style this sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A practical, protective gift for anyone protecting their coins.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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