Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Feelings
Protected, Not Negotiable
The commandment reads plainly: vulnerability handed over deserves better than careless handling.
This phrase claims guarded tenderness as the standard, honestly, feelings were never meant to be somebody's afterthought.
It's a claim made with guarded tenderness, for anyone whose vulnerability deserves careful handling, not careless.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Feelings' mean?
A King James-style boundary commandment protecting the wearer's emotional vulnerability from careless handling.
Who is this hoodie for?
For anyone whose vulnerability deserves careful handling, not careless.
How do I style this hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A tender, guarded gift for anyone protecting their emotional openness.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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