Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My High
Protected, Not Negotiable
The commandment reads plainly: a good mood doesn't owe anybody an explanation for staying good.
This phrase claims laid-back defiance as the standard, honestly, a mood killer was never getting an invitation.
It's a claim made with laid-back defiance, for anyone who guards their good mood from anybody trying to kill it.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My High' mean?
A King James-style boundary commandment protecting the wearer's relaxed, elevated state from anyone trying to bring them down.
Who is this hoodie for?
For anyone who guards their good mood from anybody trying to kill it.
How do I style this hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A laid-back, defiant gift for anyone protecting their elevated mood.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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