Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Time
Thou shall not fucketh with my time — the time commandment hoodie
"Thou shall not fucketh with my time" is the commandment for the booked, the busy, and the done waiting.
This is for the ones who charge for their hours and treat lateness like theft — because it is.
Time is the one currency that never refunds, and every minute spent waiting is a minute that does not come back.
The biblical grammar makes it official: wasting my time is not rudeness, it is a violation.
Wearers keep their schedule tight and their circle tighter — access to the calendar is earned.
The Spiritual collection gathers statements where faith talks back — scripture-shaped language for the streets. Thou Shall Not Fucketh With My Time belongs here as a boundary commandment for what stays sacred. Explore more in the Spiritual hub and shop the Spiritual Unfiltered collection.
Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Thou shall not fucketh with my time” mean?
Do not waste my time — no stalling, no lateness, no making me wait on what was never coming. Time is the one currency that never refunds, so the commandment treats wasting it like theft.
Is this just about being punctual?
Deeper — it is about valuing the hours. Punctuality is the surface; the statement is that my time has worth and spending it requires permission.
What makes this a good gift?
For the busy professional, the overbooked parent, the one whose calendar is a battleground. A gift that validates every boundary they have ever set around their hours.
Where can I wear this?
Work, appointments, the commute — anywhere the punctual collide with the perpetually late.
How should I style this?
Sharp and on-schedule — put-together layers that say the clock is respected here.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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