Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Petty Bitches
Small Grudges, No Thanks
The commandment reads plainly: a grudge over nothing was still a grudge worth avoiding.
This phrase claims low tolerance as wisdom, honestly, manufactured drama was never worth the energy it demanded.
It's a claim made with weary amusement, for anyone who doesn't have energy for manufactured drama.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Petty Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting tangled up in small-minded grudges and manufactured drama.
Who is this hoodie for?
For anyone who doesn't have energy for manufactured drama.
How do I style this hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, unbothered gift for anyone allergic to small-minded grudges.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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