Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Petty Bitches
Small Grudges, No Thanks
The commandment reads plainly: a grudge over nothing was still a grudge worth avoiding.
This phrase claims low tolerance as wisdom, honestly, manufactured drama was never worth the energy it demanded.
It's a claim made with weary amusement, for anyone who doesn't have energy for manufactured drama.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Petty Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting tangled up in small-minded grudges and manufactured drama.
Who is this sweatshirt for?
For anyone who doesn't have energy for manufactured drama.
How do I style this sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, unbothered gift for anyone allergic to small-minded grudges.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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