Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Snake Bitches
Thou shall not fucketh with snake bitches — the no-snakes commandment hoodie
"Thou shall not fucketh with snake bitches" is the commandment for the betrayed-and-better — the ones who learned what a smile can hide.
This is for survivors of fake friends: the hug that came with a knife, the confidant who ran the group chat.
"Snake" is the dictionary’s word for it — pretending friendship while plotting behind your back.
The biblical grammar fits: betrayal has been scripture’s business since the garden.
Wearers keep their circle small and their discernment sharp — trust is earned in daylight now.
The Spiritual collection gathers statements where faith talks back — scripture-shaped language for the streets. Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Snake Bitches belongs here as a boundary commandment for what stays sacred. Explore more in the Spiritual hub and shop the Spiritual Unfiltered collection.
Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Thou shall not fucketh with snake bitches” mean?
No more fake friends. A “snake” pretends friendship while plotting behind your back — the commandment says that access is permanently revoked.
Is this about one specific person?
It is about a type. Everybody has met the type — the hug with a knife behind it. The shirt names the pattern so the pattern stays in the past.
What makes this a good gift?
For the one who survived a betrayal and came out wiser — a gift that says “you saw it, you left it, you are better for it.”
Where can I wear this?
Everyday wear, reunions, the function — anywhere the old circle might resurface and needs the reminder.
How should I style this?
Guarded and glowing — polished layers that say the betrayal did not win.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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