Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Snake Bitches
Smiles Don't Prove Loyalty
The commandment reads plainly: a smile in your face was never proof of what's happening behind your back.
This phrase claims watchfulness as wisdom, honestly, betrayal rarely announces itself before it strikes.
It's a claim made with watchful distance, for anyone who's learned a smile doesn't prove loyalty.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Snake Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting close to someone who smiles in your face while plotting behind your back.
Who is this t-shirt for?
For anyone who's learned a smile doesn't prove loyalty.
How do I style this t-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, watchful gift for anyone who checks for the bite behind the smile.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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