Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Snow Bunnies
Real Interest Or A Phase?
The commandment reads plainly: a phase dressed up as interest was still just a phase.
This phrase claims clear eyes as wisdom, honestly, being someone's category was never the same thing as being someone's choice.
It's a claim made with clear-eyed caution, for anyone who wants to be wanted for real, not for a category.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Snow Bunnies' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting invested in someone whose interest reads more like a fetish or a phase than a real connection.
Who is this sweatshirt for?
For anyone who wants to be wanted for real, not for a category.
How do I style this sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, clear-eyed gift for anyone who tells the difference between interest and a phase.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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