Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Snow Bunnies
Real Interest Or A Phase?
The commandment reads plainly: a phase dressed up as interest was still just a phase.
This phrase claims clear eyes as wisdom, honestly, being someone's category was never the same thing as being someone's choice.
It's a claim made with clear-eyed caution, for anyone who wants to be wanted for real, not for a category.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Snow Bunnies' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting invested in someone whose interest reads more like a fetish or a phase than a real connection.
Who is this t-shirt for?
For anyone who wants to be wanted for real, not for a category.
How do I style this t-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, clear-eyed gift for anyone who tells the difference between interest and a phase.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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