Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Stink Bitches
Basic Hygiene Is Non-Negotiable
The commandment reads plainly, no room for interpretation: the basics get handled before anything else does.
This phrase claims standards as non-negotiable, honestly, nothing else about a person outweighs skipping the fundamentals.
It's a claim made with blunt humor, for anyone who needs the standard stated plainly, no exceptions.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Stink Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning, played for laughs, against getting close to someone who skips the basics of hygiene.
Who is this t-shirt for?
For anyone who needs the standard stated plainly, no exceptions.
How do I style this t-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A blunt, funny gift for anyone who won't compromise on basic hygiene.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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