Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Stink Bitches
Basic Hygiene Is Non-Negotiable
The commandment reads plainly, no room for interpretation: the basics get handled before anything else does.
This phrase claims standards as non-negotiable, honestly, nothing else about a person outweighs skipping the fundamentals.
It's a claim made with blunt humor, for anyone who needs the standard stated plainly, no exceptions.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Stink Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning, played for laughs, against getting close to someone who skips the basics of hygiene.
Who is this t-shirt for?
For anyone who needs the standard stated plainly, no exceptions.
How do I style this t-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A blunt, funny gift for anyone who won't compromise on basic hygiene.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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