Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Street Bitches
Hard Edges, Hard Consequences
The commandment reads plainly: somebody else's hard edges become your problem the moment you get close enough.
This phrase claims sober caution as wisdom, honestly, danger by association was never a risk worth taking on purpose.
It's a claim made with sober caution, for anyone who's done inheriting somebody else's danger.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Street Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting close to someone whose hardened, street-affiliated lifestyle brings danger by association.
Who is this hoodie for?
For anyone who's done inheriting somebody else's danger.
How do I style this hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, sober gift for anyone protecting themselves from borrowed risk.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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