Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Thirsty Bitches
Desperation Isn't Attractive
The commandment reads plainly: chasing validation was never going to read as confidence.
This phrase claims composure as the standard, honestly, desperation shows up loud no matter how it's dressed.
It's a claim made with composed detachment, for anyone who wants confidence, not a constant hunt for validation.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Thirsty Bitches' mean?
A King James-style warning against getting close to someone whose desperate need for attention outweighs everything else.
Who is this hoodie for?
For anyone who wants confidence, not a constant hunt for validation.
How do I style this hoodie?
Wear it oversized with joggers and a beanie for a relaxed, low-key look that still makes the statement clearly.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A funny, composed gift for anyone who values calm confidence over desperation.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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