Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Thirsty Bitches - Vintage funny Bible-Print Slogan Hoodie
Dark Heather / S
$44.99
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This heavyweight hoodie speaks with a wink and a stubborn edge. The bold, type-driven front text reads like a rebellious motto: old-English cadence meets modern bluntness. It settles into cool mornings and late-night hangs the way a trusted joke does — warm, familiar, and just a little provocative. The roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood make it easy to climb into, whether you’re pacing a city rooftop, fueling a study session, or settling into a couch with friends. On days when you want to wear your attitude on your sleeve, this hoodie keeps your look clean and confident while the printed details add a handcrafted, streetwise character.
Lighthearted, irreverent language blends with a classic, minimalist layout so the message reads loud without screaming. The fabric’s soft-but-substantial weight holds shape and print well, and the tear-away label keeps the inside as comfortable as the outside. Let it be the steady, slightly sarcastic layer that matches your mood and closes the door on small annoyances.
Product Type: Hoodie
Theme/Features: bold text slogan; modern-vintage typography; monochrome print
Target Audience: people who appreciate sarcastic, statement apparel; streetwear-minded adults; fans of typographic humor
Occasions: casual hangouts, coffee runs, late-night study sessions, protest marches, low-key social gatherings
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–polyester blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for comfort and style
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for everyday comfort
- DTF/DTG printing options with available embroidery placements
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Thirsty Bitches - Vintage funny Bible-Print Slogan Hoodie
$44.99
Lighthearted, irreverent language blends with a classic, minimalist layout so the message reads loud without screaming. The fabric’s soft-but-substantial weight holds shape and print well, and the tear-away label keeps the inside as comfortable as the outside. Let it be the steady, slightly sarcastic layer that matches your mood and closes the door on small annoyances.
Product Type: Hoodie
Theme/Features: bold text slogan; modern-vintage typography; monochrome print
Target Audience: people who appreciate sarcastic, statement apparel; streetwear-minded adults; fans of typographic humor
Occasions: casual hangouts, coffee runs, late-night study sessions, protest marches, low-key social gatherings
Product features
- 50/50 cotton–polyester blend for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing fit
- Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for comfort and style
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for everyday comfort
- DTF/DTG printing options with available embroidery placements
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed