Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Thirsty Bitches
Attention-Chasing, Officially Addressed
The attention-chasing was obvious from across the room, no closer look needed.
This phrase claims thirsty energy finally earned a real, official warning, honestly, it was hiding in plain sight the whole time.
It's a claim made with dry amusement, for anybody who spots attention-chasing energy from a mile away.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
A mock-commandment warning against entangling with thirsty, attention-chasing energy.
Who is this for?
For anybody who spots attention-chasing energy from a mile away
How should I style this T-Shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — A dryly amused gift for the friend who spots thirsty energy instantly.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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