Thou Shall Not Goeth Raw Unless Ready To Payeth Child Support
Protection Or Consequences
The commandment reads plainly, no room for confusion: the consequence gets named right alongside the warning.
This phrase claims blunt humor as the standard, honestly, readiness was never optional once the risk got taken.
It's a claim made with blunt humor, for anyone who wants the consequence spelled out plainly, no confusion.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Goeth Raw Unless Ready To Payeth Child Support' mean?
A King James-style commandment, played for laughs, warning against unprotected sex without being ready for the potential consequences.
Who is this t-shirt for?
For anyone who wants the consequence spelled out plainly, no confusion.
How do I style this t-shirt?
Layer it under an open flannel or jacket for a laid-back look, or wear it solo with joggers.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A blunt, funny gift for anyone who appreciates a warning stated plainly.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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