Thou Shall Not Try To Blocketh My Blessings
Nothing Stops What's Coming
The commandment reads plainly: what's already in motion doesn't get stopped by somebody standing in the way.
This phrase claims spiritual confidence as the standard, honestly, a blessing in motion was never something anybody else could block.
It's a claim made with spiritual confidence, for anyone whose blessings don't get blocked by outside interference.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does 'Thou Shall Not Try To Blocketh My Blessings' mean?
A King James-style commandment against trying to interfere with the wearer's blessings.
Who is this sweatshirt for?
For anyone whose blessings don't get blocked by outside interference.
How do I style this sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
Is this based on real slang?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Would this make a good gift?
A faithful, unbothered gift for anyone whose blessings keep coming regardless.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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