two tears in a bucket muhf*ck it - Funny Sarcastic Tee
$24.99
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About This Piece
Lightweight, soft, and honest — this tee carries a cheeky, slightly salty line that reads like a private joke. The simple black lettering sits centered on breathable white cotton, giving the words room to breathe and the wearer room to smirk. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at grab-and-go errands, or layered under a jacket when you want your mood to do the talking without having to say a word. The crew neck and retail fit keep the silhouette clean and easy to style. Thoughtfully made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with side seams and a ribbed knit collar, it’s a comfortable everyday piece built to hold its shape and wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy-to-layer silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- DTF/DTG-printed design for crisp detail and vibrant, long-lasting print
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy-to-layer silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- DTF/DTG-printed design for crisp detail and vibrant, long-lasting print
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Made in
the USA
the USA
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3–5 Days
3–5 Days
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in 24hrs
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- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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two tears in a bucket muhf*ck it - Funny Sarcastic Tee$24.99