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Lightweight, soft, and honest — this tee carries a cheeky, slightly salty line that reads like a private joke. The simple black lettering sits centered on breathable white cotton, giving the words room to breathe and the wearer room to smirk. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at grab-and-go errands, or layered under a jacket when you want your mood to do the talking without having to say a word. The crew neck and retail fit keep the silhouette clean and easy to style. Thoughtfully made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with side seams and a ribbed knit collar, it’s a comfortable everyday piece built to hold its shape and wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy-to-layer silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- DTF/DTG-printed design for crisp detail and vibrant, long-lasting print
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
two tears in a bucket muhf*ck it - Funny Sarcastic Tee
$24.99
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy-to-layer silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- DTF/DTG-printed design for crisp detail and vibrant, long-lasting print
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
two tears in a bucket muhf*ck it - Funny Sarcastic Tee
$24.99
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About This Piece
Lightweight, soft, and honest — this tee carries a cheeky, slightly salty line that reads like a private joke. The simple black lettering sits centered on breathable white cotton, giving the words room to breathe and the wearer room to smirk. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, at grab-and-go errands, or layered under a jacket when you want your mood to do the talking without having to say a word. The crew neck and retail fit keep the silhouette clean and easy to style. Thoughtfully made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with side seams and a ribbed knit collar, it’s a comfortable everyday piece built to hold its shape and wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy-to-layer silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- DTF/DTG-printed design for crisp detail and vibrant, long-lasting print
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy-to-layer silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified
- DTF/DTG-printed design for crisp detail and vibrant, long-lasting print
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
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Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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two tears in a bucket muhf*ck it - Funny Sarcastic Tee$24.99














