Was High As A MF When I Bought This Sweatshirt —— Funny Drinking Sweatshirt
$39.99
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About This Piece
Cozy and quietly humorous, this crewneck brings a wink of honesty to slow mornings and late-night confessions. The soft, medium-heavy cotton-poly blend feels warm without weighing you down. The bold reversed text across the chest reads like a private joke shared between friends—subtle from the back, loud from the front—so you can wear your personality without saying a word. Built to last with reinforced seams and a resilient ribbed collar, it becomes a go-to layer for lounging, coffee runs, and low-key hangouts. Machine-washable and thoughtfully made with OEKO-TEX dyes and US cotton, it ages into comfort and character with every wash.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Reinforced double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Embroidered decoration options: left/center chest or large center chest; optional wrist embroidery
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar to retain shape and reduce fabric waste
- DTF inner neck labels, tear-away pearlized label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Reinforced double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
- Embroidered decoration options: left/center chest or large center chest; optional wrist embroidery
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar to retain shape and reduce fabric waste
- DTF inner neck labels, tear-away pearlized label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
-
Made in
the USA
the USA
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3–5 Days
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in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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Was High As A MF When I Bought This Sweatshirt —— Funny Drinking Sweatshirt$39.99