Was High As A MF When I Bought This Sweatshirt —— Funny Drinking Sweatshirt
Blazed, Just Abbreviated
The purchase happened, there's no walking it back now, and being extremely high is the only real explanation available.
This phrase claims an impulse buy makes a lot more sense once the state of mind gets factored in, honestly, that explains everything.
It's a claim made with amused regret and zero real apology, for anybody who's bought something ridiculous and blamed it on being blazed.
the USA
3–5 Days
in 24hrs
- Gildan 18000 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Knit in one piece, no side seams
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
Frequently Asked Questions
What does this phrase mean?
A confession that the purchase happened while extremely high, said with a coy abbreviation.
Who is this for?
For anybody who's bought something ridiculous and blamed it on being blazed
How should I style this Sweatshirt?
Pair it with straight-leg denim and boots for a solid everyday fit that carries weight without trying too hard.
What makes Street Talk Designs different?
Our copy is grounded in real vernacular history, drawn from OG Randy's 'Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage,' so every phrase carries authentic roots.
Is this a good gift?
Yes — A hilarious gift for the friend who blames every weird purchase on being blazed.
Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is the only statement brand backed by its own hip-hop dictionary. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY, spent 15 years documenting the real language of the culture — every phrase, every expression, every declaration the streets created. Every design in this store is rooted in that same tradition.
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