Was High As Fuck When I Bought This T-Shirt —— Funny Drunk T-Shirt
$27.99
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About This Piece
Lightweight, breathable, and made to move—this soft jersey tee carries a cheeky, conversational print that reads like a private joke. The clean crew neck and retail fit sit comfortably under a jacket or on their own for a laid-back look. Side seams and shoulder tape keep the silhouette structured through repeated wear, while the tear-away label removes any itch so the message stays the focus. Worn by someone who values comfort and humor, this shirt slips into everyday moments: late-night meetups, quick errands, or lazy weekends at home. It’s casual, honest, and quietly bold—the kind of tee you reach for when you want to make people grin without trying too hard.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and seam for classic shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified compliance
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp sleeve and label graphics; sourced blanks from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and seam for classic shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce irritation; REACH certified compliance
- DTG/DTF printing options for crisp sleeve and label graphics; sourced blanks from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Made in
the USA
the USA
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3–5 Days
3–5 Days
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in 24hrs
in 24hrs
- Bella Canvas 3001 — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz
- Lightweight with side seams and shoulder tape
- Ribbed knit collar with tear-away label
- DTF/DTG printed
- FLA & Platinum WRAP certified
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron medium
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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Was High As Fuck When I Bought This T-Shirt —— Funny Drunk T-Shirt$27.99