Whoville Never Ran Never Will — Fuck Christmas Holiday Protest Hoodie
$49.99
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About This Piece
This hooded sweatshirt carries a cheeky, unapologetic attitude — a bold cartoon Grinch in a Santa hat flips the bird with bright, hand-drawn energy above graffiti-style text that reads “F*CK CHRISTMAS.” Light and relaxed, the hoodie drapes easily over layers and keeps the focus on the graphic. It’s for people who love holiday satire and want to wear a statement that’s equal parts humorous and defiant. Soft ring-spun cotton and a jersey-lined hood keep it comfortable while the clean pigment print holds its color. Wear it to satirical holiday parties, anti-holiday meetups, or on days when cheerful carols just won’t do.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth hand
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — great for layering
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for added comfort and style
- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and clean pigment colors
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for ease of movement
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth hand
- Lightweight fabric (6.4 oz/yd²) — great for layering
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for added comfort and style
- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and clean pigment colors
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for ease of movement
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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- Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Kangaroo pocket, adjustable drawstring hood
- Ethically sourced materials
- DTF/DTG printed
- Sizes S — 3X
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron low
- Do not dry clean
Print-on-demand — made to order. Ships in 3–5 business days. All sales final. Defective items replaced free within 30 days of delivery.
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Whoville Never Ran Never Will — Fuck Christmas Holiday Protest Hoodie$49.99