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This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a bold, street-smart message across the chest that reads like a small rebellion. Thick, soft fabric and a roomy fit make it a go-to layer for cool mornings, late-night walks, or subway commutes. The pullover’s classic kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood feel familiar and comforting, while the printed lettering — with a pop of color on the highlighted word — gives it an edge that reads as conversational, not showy. It settles easily into a wardrobe for people who prefer honest, direct style: throw it on with jeans and boots or under a jacket for layered warmth. The smooth fabric and resilient print method keep the design sharp wash after wash, so the message stays as clear as the day you first wore it.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz) for warmth, softness, and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- Durable, resilient DTF/DTG printing and optional embroidery placements
- Meets safety and eco standards (OEKO-TEX dyes, formaldehyde/flame/lead/phthalates compliance)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
You Won't Be Smilin' on Rikers Island — Funny Prison Quote Hoodie
$44.99
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Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz) for warmth, softness, and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- Durable, resilient DTF/DTG printing and optional embroidery placements
- Meets safety and eco standards (OEKO-TEX dyes, formaldehyde/flame/lead/phthalates compliance)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
You Won't Be Smilin' on Rikers Island — Funny Prison Quote Hoodie
$44.99
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About This Piece
This cozy hooded sweatshirt carries a bold, street-smart message across the chest that reads like a small rebellion. Thick, soft fabric and a roomy fit make it a go-to layer for cool mornings, late-night walks, or subway commutes. The pullover’s classic kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood feel familiar and comforting, while the printed lettering — with a pop of color on the highlighted word — gives it an edge that reads as conversational, not showy. It settles easily into a wardrobe for people who prefer honest, direct style: throw it on with jeans and boots or under a jacket for layered warmth. The smooth fabric and resilient print method keep the design sharp wash after wash, so the message stays as clear as the day you first wore it.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz) for warmth, softness, and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- Durable, resilient DTF/DTG printing and optional embroidery placements
- Meets safety and eco standards (OEKO-TEX dyes, formaldehyde/flame/lead/phthalates compliance)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz) for warmth, softness, and durability
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner look and less fabric waste
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- Durable, resilient DTF/DTG printing and optional embroidery placements
- Meets safety and eco standards (OEKO-TEX dyes, formaldehyde/flame/lead/phthalates compliance)
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Every Statement Has a Cultural Source
Street Talk Designs is rooted in documented hip-hop and urban street language. OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn, spent years documenting the language of the culture in Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage. Some designs use documented slang; others draw from the broader cultural territory of humor, family, faith, personality, and everyday expression.
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You Won't Be Smilin' on Rikers Island — Funny Prison Quote Hoodie$44.99







