You Wouldn't Bust A Grape In A Fruit Fight - Gen X Slang Hoodie

Soft, lightweight hoodie with a laid-back, vintage vibe. The cream canvas and subtle white text give it a worn-in, quiet energy — like an inside joke shouted across a sleepy summer backyard. It sits loose at the shoulders and drapes easily, so you can pull it on over a tee for cool evenings or layer it under a jacket for slow city mornings. The jersey-lined hood and natural flatcord add an understated, crafted touch you’ll notice every time you reach for it. Built from responsibly sourced US ring-spun cotton and dyed with low-impact OEKO-TEX colors, it feels gentle on skin and kinder to the planet.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — smooth, strong fabric made for printing
- Lightweight (6.4 oz/yd²) for easy layering and breathability
- Jersey-lined hood with natural flatcord for a refined finish
- Relaxed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for comfort and movement
- Made with OEKO-TEX low-impact dyes; part of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean