Petty Society — Retro Collegiate Hoodie
Petty Society — Retro Collegiate Hoodie
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“Petty Society” takes the club and charters it — the art of the well-timed response, now a whole institution.
Where the club is the crew, the society is the establishment: bylaws written in screenshots, meetings called by disrespect, membership proven by timing. It's petty with a constitution.
She's the founding member energy — the one whose petty is so refined it deserves a charter and a crest.
It matters because organization is the difference between petty and legendary. Wearing it says the society is in session whenever necessary.
The society is always in session.
Charter your chapter — more women's statement designs.
Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
Petty Society — Retro Collegiate Hoodie
“Petty Society” Hoodie — the retro collegiate statement
“Petty Society” takes the club and charters it — the art of the well-timed response, now a whole institution.
Where the club is the crew, the society is the establishment: bylaws written in screenshots, meetings called by disrespect, membership proven by timing. It's petty with a constitution.
She's the founding member energy — the one whose petty is so refined it deserves a charter and a crest.
It matters because organization is the difference between petty and legendary. Wearing it says the society is in session whenever necessary.
The society is always in session.
Charter your chapter — more women's statement designs.
Garment details & care
Hoodie — Gildan 18500
Product features:
- 50/50 cotton-poly fleece (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and softness
- Tubular (no side seams) construction for a clean fit
- Adjustable drawstring hood with color-matched cord and double-lined hood
- Kangaroo pouch pocket and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG print options and optional embroidery placements
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed.
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Frequently Asked Questions
What does “Petty Society” mean?
If the club is the crew, the society is the institution: “Petty Society” elevates the art of the well-timed response to a whole organization — bylaws written in screenshots, meetings called by disrespect. “Petty Society” is the institution — the art of the response, organized.
Is it an insult or a compliment?
It's a pure compliment — celebratory of wit at the institutional level. The tone is playful and grand, sisterhood with a crest.
What makes this a good gift?
For the friend whose petty deserves a charter. Matching society sets for the trip, the birthday — institutions induct together.
Where can I wear this?
The gala of the group chat: brunches, trips, celebrations. It reads as sisterhood, so it fits every gathering of the elite.
How should I style this?
Charter-member chic — refined with an edge. The collegiate crest aesthetic loves blazers, pleats, and polish.
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