Sunny Wit A 95% Chance Of Bullshit At My Job - Funny Statement T-Shirt
Athletic Heather / S
$27.99
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Light, honest, and a little cheeky — this breathable jersey tee speaks to the person who navigates the day with dry humor and a low tolerance for nonsense. Soft Airlume combed cotton, a neat crew neckline, and a retail fit make it easy to layer under jackets or wear solo to coffee runs, casual meetings, or low-key nights out. The bold, weather-themed text reads like a private forecast: wry, straightforward, and instantly relatable. It settles into everyday life — conversations at the kitchen table, walks through town, or that evening when social plans come with a side of drama — and lets the wearer set the tone before a single word is spoken.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a neat, structured silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear; REACH certified; adult sizing
- Durable, crisp print application (DTF/DTG depending on provider) with responsibly sourced blank from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Sunny Wit A 95% Chance Of Bullshit At My Job - Funny Statement T-Shirt
$27.99
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for a neat, structured silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Tear-away label for itch-free wear; REACH certified; adult sizing
- Durable, crisp print application (DTF/DTG depending on provider) with responsibly sourced blank from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean