Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Petty Bitches - Tee Shirt

Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Petty Bitches — because the commandment against small-minded, score-settling, grudge-carrying, never-let-it-go energy has been needed in the culture for as long as Petty Bitches have been making mountains out of molehills, which is to say: since the beginning. This bold hip-hop Bible parody commandment delivers that warning in the King James cadence that the gravity of this particular piece of lived wisdom has always deserved.

In hip-hop and urban street vernacular, petty describes someone who operates on a small, retaliatory, and obsessively score-keeping level — who cannot let anything go, who responds to every perceived slight with a calculated, small-minded move, and who dedicates more energy to getting even over minor offenses than to anything that actually builds their life. A Petty Bitch takes that energy to its fullest and most exhausting expression. The street commandment tradition in hip-hop has always honored hard-earned cultural wisdom by giving it the gravity of law — and this statement does that for the petty warning that everyone in the culture has lived through at some point and will recognize instantly.

Street Talk Designs documents the real language of hip-hop and urban street culture — rooted in the over 10,000 entries of Street Talk: Da Official Guide To Hip-Hop and Urban Slanguage by OG Randy, born and raised in Brooklyn NY. This is urban street vernacular worn by the ones who live it every single day.

This statement is documented in The Slang Academy — the cultural home where the real language of hip-hop street culture is honored in statements that carry the weight of lived truth delivered with the authority of a commandment that the culture has always known and now finally has in writing.

Product Features: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft breathable feel. Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention. Side seams for structure and longer-lasting fit. Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation — REACH certified materials. Prints produced via DTF or DTG for crisp vibrant text. Care: Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F). Non-chlorine bleach as needed. Tumble dry low heat. Iron/steam medium heat. Do not dry clean. Sizes: S — 3X.