Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Snow Bunnies - Sweatshirt
S / Ash
$39.99
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This cozy crewneck sweatshirt carries a sly, confident voice — a clean white canvas with bold black type that reads like a modern proclamation: “Thou shall not fucketh with petty” with a playful “CENSORED” badge and “ENERGY: BOSS” tag. Soft to the touch and built to last, it sits comfortably on the shoulders and wears well under a coat or over a tee. The understated back keeps the focus on the front slogan, so you can make your mood known without saying more. Wear it on days when boundaries are non-negotiable, during late-night creative sessions, or on casual outings where a little wit goes a long way. The embroidered placement options mean you can add subtle texture on the chest or wrists for a handcrafted feel, while the tear-away label keeps things itch-free. Thoughtful construction — tubular knit, ribbed collar, double-needle stitching — gives this sweatshirt a lived-in look and reliable durability that matches the attitude printed on it.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- Embroidery available on left/center/large center chest and both wrists for added texture
- DTF inner neck labels, OEKO-TEX dyes, and compliance with safety standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Thou Shall Not Fucketh With Snow Bunnies - Sweatshirt
$39.99
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and long-lasting wear
- Embroidery available on left/center/large center chest and both wrists for added texture
- DTF inner neck labels, OEKO-TEX dyes, and compliance with safety standards (flammability, heavy metals, phthalates)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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